My Google alert for “sneeze” brought me here. It may momentarily distract you from your fatigue/illness to hear about the new way to respond to a sneeze.

This response is easy to extend if one sneeze becomes many. It carries across a room and down the hall. It creates a whole new phenomenon when several people do it at the same time. You might not want word of it to reach your school, workplace or community, but there may be no way to stop it. All you may be able to do is delete this comment so you don’t contribute to the spread of the GAZOON HIGH TWIZZLE—a whistle after a sneeze. See it in animation at GazoonHighTwizzle.com.

Hope you feel better.